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Soothe-saying

Ben — Wed, 22 May 2013 22:09:44 +0000

When it can’t be avoided, just get it over with quickly.

Ben — Tue, 21 May 2013 00:05:58 +0000

Tone is everything.

Ben — Fri, 17 May 2013 23:51:45 +0000

They probably still smell like breakfast burrito.

Ben — Wed, 15 May 2013 21:50:29 +0000

That’s thinking outside the box … bag … whatever.

Ben — Mon, 13 May 2013 20:59:19 +0000

Respect the queue.

Ben — Fri, 10 May 2013 21:49:46 +0000

Either way, I’m pretty sure cats don’t care.

Ben — Wed, 08 May 2013 19:03:12 +0000

Sometimes you need to make your own fun.

Ben — Mon, 06 May 2013 21:56:48 +0000

Everyone’s got their own fundamental truths.

Ben — Fri, 03 May 2013 20:06:20 +0000

“Extreme” is usually best reserved for soft drink flavors.

Ben — Wed, 01 May 2013 16:43:59 +0000

Spot the Twilight Zone reference.