It’d be hard, though, with so few rhymes for “chicken.”

In honor of the holiday, today’s comic features the colors red, white, and blue (mainly by accident… and it’s more of an off-white. Just roll with it.).

… are tastier than burnt.

That was a fun one to draw.

Me, I’m more of a light sleeper.

They have very stylish uniforms.

If nobody knows, it’s hard to celebrate.

Some tan, some freckle.

Some folks are simply born to lead.

Whatever Lily wants, Lily gets.

Sometimes, enthusiasm begets disaster.

It most certainly is not my thing.

You gotta learn to pick your battles.