If you don’t get the reference (or would like a hefty dose of nostalgia), here you go.

Some days, hands drive me crazy.

There’s no ridge like Co’ridge (… but the comic really doesn’t have much to do with that).

They’re like Ents, only less copyright-infringy.

Q: How do pirates get dressed up? A: They put on blazARRs.

They’re really kinda magical.

I dig the bluster.

I’ve revamped the site some! Everything should be working fine, but if you’re having browser issues or whatever, let me know.

It does make them easier to remember.

Well, I’m convinced.

It’s all in the delivery.

I hear it works!

Some thoughts are best left unthunk.

Oh macron, how I love thee.