Liability, shmiability.

What’s a little misdirection between friends?

Ah, strip malls.

Probably not.

So. Many. Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikes.

I refer you to the case of “Finders v. Keepers.”

At Wendell’s Bicycles, they treat you like family.

It’s probably cleaner.

If you don’t ask questions, you’ll never learn.

So many to choose from.

Someone’s found a new home.

When both are in short supply, try duct tape.

Note: Don’t go digging through boxes labeled “used forks” unless you’re certain of what you’ll find.