Note: Don’t go digging through boxes labeled “used forks” unless you’re certain of what you’ll find.

When both are in short supply, try duct tape.

Someone’s found a new home.

So many to choose from.

If you don’t ask questions, you’ll never learn.

It’s probably cleaner.

At Wendell’s Bicycles, they treat you like family.

I refer you to the case of “Finders v. Keepers.”

So. Many. Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikes.

Probably not.

Ah, strip malls.

What’s a little misdirection between friends?

Liability, shmiability.