It certainly catches the eye.

Safety first.

Some see the glass as half empty, others are just happy for the drink.

Print media still has its place.

Nicely done.

Perhaps she just has a bad track record.

Don’t knock it ’til you’ve tried it.

The fault lies not in our stars but in ourselves.

The corollary to “practice makes perfect” is that, occasionally, amateurs make abominations.

You get two lunches, there’s bound to be leftovers.

She’ll be sore, come morning.

Never go with the first draft.

I could go for some pizza now.

If you’re gonna push buttons, do it with style.