Gives new meaning to “penmanship.”

90% of Kate’s ideas would involve a fake mustache.

Some things should really remain inviolate.

Some things are difficult to anthropomorphize.

Satisfaction not guaranteed.

No ifs, ands, or …

If not sing, then at least tweet.

Keep your briefcase, your suitcase, your satchel or sack – when there’s stuff to be lugged, you can’t beat a backpack.

Accept no substitutes.

That which does not kill us is still pretty irritating.

If I ever end up with my own country, panel two will be my flag.

Puttin’ the pro in “improvised.”

It would be a place that you’d always mean to visit more often.