Spot the Twilight Zone reference.

“Extreme” is usually best reserved for soft drink flavors.

Everyone’s got their own fundamental truths.

Sometimes you need to make your own fun.

Either way, I’m pretty sure cats don’t care.

Respect the queue.

That’s thinking outside the box … bag … whatever.

They probably still smell like breakfast burrito.

Tone is everything.

When it can’t be avoided, just get it over with quickly.

… and the running was all in slow-motion.

It’s good to savor new experiences.

I feel a sudden urge to watch The X-Files.

Dead men ask no tales.