Apparently, not that secret.

I hope someone uses this for a legitimate purpose someday.

All’s well that ends well. Except, I guess, for the spider.

It’s important to plan these things ahead of time.

Because currency is boring.

Some refusals are less graceful than others.

Alternatively, just embrace the awkwardness.

Really, everybody likes the cat.

The heart wants what it wants.

In both cases, persistence usually wins.

Sometimes a tweet is just a tweet.

Romance is alive/dead.