Real friends stay in the splash zone.
Thus concluded The Adventure of the Encroaching Urban Development.
The excuse to wear overalls was a bonus.
Curiously, it’s the only hope in every episode.
As disaster movies have shown, it’s best to let sleeping magma lie.
One man’s choking hazard is another’s crunchy bonus.
No news is good news … or evidence of a vast conspiracy.
Security through obscurity?
It was A Night to Forget.
That would probably just make things worse.
Nothing suspicious-sounding there.
Modern economics is baffling.
All computerized responses should start off like that.