All computerized responses should start off like that.
Modern economics is baffling.
Nothing suspicious-sounding there.
That would probably just make things worse.
It was A Night to Forget.
Security through obscurity?
No news is good news … or evidence of a vast conspiracy.
One man’s choking hazard is another’s crunchy bonus.
As disaster movies have shown, it’s best to let sleeping magma lie.
Curiously, it’s the only hope in every episode.
The excuse to wear overalls was a bonus.
Thus concluded The Adventure of the Encroaching Urban Development.
Real friends stay in the splash zone.