Maybe swing by World of Jerky along the way.
An essential piece of spy gear, really.
Sometimes you gotta step up or step aside.
Peace prevails … for now.
And really, who doesn’t?
Haste makes waste … of your extremities.
“Brought to you by Oat-ems, the oats with extra ‘Mmm!‘”
Propriety is, at times, overrated.
There are certainly worse things one could spread.
Those things never do seem to come off easily.