I guess the real question is, did you remember it?

Wasted, I suppose, is a matter of perspective.

You say “food fight,” I say “indiscriminately aggressive sharing.”

Poetry week! (Consider yourself warned?)

Also, maybe keep a little bit of yourself to yourself.

Like any proper ballad, this one takes a few liberties.

This comic brought to you by trains: “When you need to get there eventually.”

Shoulda worn mittens.

While looking up the proper spelling of a thing, I discovered this, which is pretty delightful.

As possible adjectives go, probably not the worst.

Most Daves, I’ve found, are pretty easygoing.

Normal’s overrated, anyhow.

Nothing wrong with the spontaneous funk check.