Nothing wrong with the spontaneous funk check.

Normal’s overrated, anyhow.

Most Daves, I’ve found, are pretty easygoing.

As possible adjectives go, probably not the worst.

While looking up the proper spelling of a thing, I discovered this, which is pretty delightful.

Shoulda worn mittens.

This comic brought to you by trains: “When you need to get there eventually.”

Like any proper ballad, this one takes a few liberties.

Also, maybe keep a little bit of yourself to yourself.

Poetry week! (Consider yourself warned?)

You say “food fight,” I say “indiscriminately aggressive sharing.”

Wasted, I suppose, is a matter of perspective.

I guess the real question is, did you remember it?