Dem spirals.
Metaphors and lateral thinking make for a poor combination.
Sidekicks come with certain challenges.
One more and she’ll crack.
Frankly, even an earthly one would be a bit unsettling.
Ridiculous naming schemes are half the point of even having an underground lair.
The horror.
Discretion is the better part of avoiding a gruesome demise.
No one likes a dirty kitchen.
Science! Sorta.
Pity the poor ancient eldritch janitor.
It’s weird that you can be disheveled, but not heveled.
Know your audience.