Well, as fish go, at least.

Note: Historical accuracy not guaranteed (and, indeed, unlikely).

Someone’s real wasteful with their foodstuffs.

Maybe that second part is more of a general observation.

Better than eating the fortune and tossing one’s cookies.

Pretty sure everyone’s just faking it, anyway.

Man, that was so long ago.

The future could do with a bug fix or two.

You can’t have everything.

There’s no mein like lo mein.

Perhaps it’s just a questionable choice in interior decorating.

Suspicions confirmed.

I spent way too much time arranging those tiles.