Some people are pretty clothes-minded.

The latter do generally have more fun.

Maybe just a really melodramatic version of “play dead.”

It’s a very freeform sort of play.

Quit your grousin’ and do some browsin’.

Convenience often comes at a price.

Everyone’s gotta start somewhere.

Wry comments have a way of coming back to bite you.

An ounce of prevention is worth a liter of cleaning product.

It’s no picnic for the pudding-maker either.

One of life’s more peculiar sayings, really.

“Rogue baker” would look great on a business card.

This is not going well.