In fairness, the world’s pretty weird these days.

Menace, of course.

My waiting spots are all stare-blankly-into-space spots.

Vintage, of course.

When in doubt, ask an expert.

It was probably a little of both.

It does sounds like something you might find in the YA section of the bookstore.

We all measure success in different ways.

And there might even be pommes frites.

Everybody gets one.

Always remember the Baker’s Code.

Alternate title: “Bed, Cat, and a Blonde.”

Cats gonna cat.