“Fun retail” is something of an oxymoron.

OK, maybe accept some substitutes.

Accept no substitutes.

If only all moral support were so portable.

No doubt, some people might see either of those as win-win.

Everyone has an upper limit when it comes to enthusiasm.

Picture some sort of inverted iceberg …

There’s a “holey” joke in there, somewhere.

Sounds like a secret order that is perhaps best left that way.

Oh, the perks of a living language.

Train rides are pretty nice, actually.

A few AU of distance can help put things in perspective.

Parting is such sw– nah, it just sucks, usually.

Incidentally, researching how railroads work will lead you down quite the rabbit hole.