Do those count as “safe haven” assets?

If vinyl can make a comeback, so can those things.

Sometimes, a few words say it all.

That’s just marketing 101.

Ah, the ol’ “Tearful Traveler Two-step” …

Patience has its limits.

Perhaps a nice, cool mercury poultice.

Not all adventures end well.

Or some doilies, at the least.

It’s pretty much just booze and lavender.

Ignoring a problem rarely yields a positive result.

Those old buildings can be awful drafty.

A reasonable conclusion.