Correlation does not imply causation.

A little good is better than none.

At least it’s environmentally friendly.

Who doesn’t like helper robots?

Sometimes, the best course of action is inaction.

I guess “alien” is a matter of perspective.

If you don’t read the manual, you might not learn all the features.

Comic. Comic comic comic.

These fellows bear a certain familiar resemblance …

There was a comic …

Maybe it’s “If you can’t play the violin, try the fiddle.”

It’s also got some great electives on banjo repair.

That’s one way to save on maintenance costs.