A friend in need is a bro indeed.

Some consequences are more consequential than others.

Unfortunately, they’re a notoriously fickle audience.

Some problems require a little lateral thinking.

A little charm is a useful quality in a king.

To be fair, it didn’t really come with a manual.

There were a lot of hand gestures involved.

If it’s arguments you want, they’re a lot easier to find.

If you’ve a job to do, do it well.

But who reads those things, anyhow?

Some people pick strange hills to die on.

Just don’t use too many adjectives.

Peril is super hip right now.