Sometimes, optimism is just indifference in disguise.

It’s a fun exercise to think about which cards might suit whom.

It’s always wise to maintain healthy press relations.

Some secrets are closer to home than others.

“Contacts” are basically friends that you’re unlikely to ever watch a movie with.

Waffles may not be the best motivator, but they’re also not the worst.

It’s the little things that give you away.

Zs are super hip.

Every silver lining has its cloud.

The fancier the better.

Some wield the axe; others, the axewielder.

Highlight reels took a bit of work back in the day.

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