A confection by any other name, et cetera, et cetera.

It certainly wouldn’t do the sacks any favors.

Some approaches to child-rearing are more laissez-faire than others.

Not just handy, but aerodynamic.

Somewhere, there’s a torch guy making a mint.

When the opening act overstays their welcome.

Different is not always a strong selling point.

Novel is good, but good is better.

To be fair, dessert usually speaks for itself.

If you don’t brand yourself, others might.

Royals scream too, but it’s usually less involuntary.

If you can still find joy in the adequate, then maybe you’re doing alright.

Some might argue whether such a thing is even possible.