There’s a time and place for discussions of nuance.

Perhaps he’s just a practitioner of the avant-garde.

Some things are best left unmemorialized.

Who could resist a muse that mews?

Sometimes, romance needs to be tempered with practicality.

They’re also flammable, should one need any emergency catharsis.

Honestly, there’s a distressing lack of beeps and boops in 21st century living, but maybe it’s for the best.

Probably not the worst way to pass the time in a backroom.

It’s not a vacation without a goofy hat.

A little self-aggrandizement can be healthy.

Who doesn’t love a good twing-twang?

Perfect for your next goth hoedown.

Sometimes, second thoughts come a second too late.