Sometimes, second thoughts come a second too late.

Perfect for your next goth hoedown.

Who doesn’t love a good twing-twang?

A little self-aggrandizement can be healthy.

It’s not a vacation without a goofy hat.

Probably not the worst way to pass the time in a backroom.

Honestly, there’s a distressing lack of beeps and boops in 21st century living, but maybe it’s for the best.

They’re also flammable, should one need any emergency catharsis.

Sometimes, romance needs to be tempered with practicality.

Who could resist a muse that mews?

Some things are best left unmemorialized.

Perhaps he’s just a practitioner of the avant-garde.

There’s a time and place for discussions of nuance.