It’s important to set the right tone in one’s correspondence.

We’re talking nigh on inconvenient levels of bubblage.

As such things go, it’s a pretty reliable default option.

A fellow can only spreadsheet so much.

Which sounds like a euphemism, but it’s not. Yet.

And as a bonus, they’re not as likely to raid trash cans.

Turns out, that chair’s been around awhile.

Silence is golden, and only achievable in a few socially agreed-upon quiet places.

Sometimes things can quickly grow in tents.

The perfect hairstyle for the shy yet rebellious.

Replete with heirloom dirt stains.

At a small enough scale, the difference between jungle and garden is pretty moot.

When potential energy turns kinetic.