Depending on the circumstances, the cookie breakfast can mark a high point in one’s life, or a low one.

I suppose it also gave us steampunk.

Waste is a matter of opinion.

If you want someone to do something, it helps to know how to ask.

Some solutions lead to more problems.

Once the innuendo starts, it’s hard to stop.

Probably not the best way to safeguard one’s library.

Cake fights have their drawbacks.

On the bright side, fewer pesky outfit decisions.

Places to go, people to be surly with.

Sometimes, a positive attitude will only carry you so far.

In general, a good way to approach the randomly prone.

Totally worth it.