Always accept gifts graciously.

Avatars are, like, a step removed from spirit animals.

Some sentiments require the personal touch.

“Leporiphobia” is, apparently, the word he’s looking for.

Brotherly love comes in all forms.

Or at least, a little angry prodding.

I had to teach myself how to spell that word correctly.

Sometimes you need to add a little yang to your yin.

Not many products have a warning label that doubles as marketing.

To be fair, those are some pretty tasty selections.

Sometimes it’s not about what you’ve got but how you use it.

Try saying that five times fast.

On the bright side, he’s done wonders for the local unemployment rate.